Pressure has been brought to bear on my poor person regarding my poor posting habits, more like non existent posting habits forcing me out of my self imposed hiatus and getting on here to post a pic or two of locats. Heh. [click me to continue…]

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0n my Bafd4y 1 w1sh s3lf…

by nikolas on 31 May 2009

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I of the ages of Methuselah finally tick over one of the big ‘uns. [click me to continue…]

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Right. So i am thinking its been a while since i was last here judging from the level of dust in this maafaka, then again it is always quite dusty and unruly in here so i guess no one will notice. Well so i have been quite busy though i cannot say for sure what i have been doing it being a matter of national security, such is the nature of stuff since 7/8 and what not, since the Americans like the big stars, [insert any here] since i am as knowledgeable about celebrity stuff as i am about being an astronaut i shall stop right there and not make a fool of myself as other celebrities are wont to do. [click me to continue…]

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Lady, Kenny Rogers.

by nikolas on 26 May 2009

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H0n3st scr4ps 0f m3at 0r s0m3th1ng qu1t3 s1m1l4r. H0n3st1y.

May 14, 2009

So this post has been quite a long time coming, and this i blame squarely on Kahenya and the rest of you lot tagging me all over the fucking place. You do know silk is expensive and it is impossible to get bloodstains off it, plus doctors are not half cheap. I had to patch up all the [...]

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I 4m 4ll 0ut 0f l0v3 ^ Air Supply. N0t t0 b3 c0nfus3d w1th s0m3 s0ng c4ll3d “n0 h4ir” 0r s0m3th1ng l1k3 th4t.

May 12, 2009
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0f traffiks & l0lling ab0ut 0n thin strips 0f tarmac. Mayb3 n0t but y0u g3t th3 id3a.

May 6, 2009

I would pray that they will translate the Bible to sheng, soon. Just consider the lexical density other than the dynamism of the language and you will appreciate my concerns. I am sure most of you will be lost completely or will need a dictionary. This being a gem from an email I received.

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H3r3 w3 g0 4g41n.

May 5, 2009

Been so long I wonder how it is to write. I have mostly been quite distracted and I am afraid that I, in good faith cannot make promises that might run contrary to what I have been doing or rather what I have not been doing. Oh what am i saying? Even i myself do [...]

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