Elmo vs. Mac Mini.

From another life, and my convoluted mind.

There seemed to have been a battle between my favourite toy, Tickle me Elmo and my favourite computer, the Mac Mini, seems that Elmo may have come a cropper! The aftermath…

He looks harmless enough. Although even here he is still trying to kick the Mac. Not like kicking a habit but physically, you understand.

Elmo: You are not going to take me ALIVE!!!
Mac: What are you on about? You are on my TURF now!
Elmo: **fighting back as he is knocked over by the monitor** No way jose! Grunt!

Vicious Elmo killing machine. When it is not busy being a supercomputer.

Mac: Grrrrrrrr!! You think you are slick huh? **he lifts his keyboard and snags Elmo’s foot on the mouse cable but he gets away.**
**Elmo makes a second rush at the monitor hoping to decapitate it with a clothesline manouvre…**

Elmo: Aiiiiiiiiiiiii!! What in fuck!! **as he slips on one “backed up” dvd i left on the desk **the one of Need for speed underground** and trips on the keyboard and cracks his head on the corner of the monitor and lands with a great thud on the Mac Mini, prostated and stunned from his close and harrowingly loud encounter with the monitor.

Mac: Idiot! Got you NOW!! **quickly slips its power cable around the throat of Elmo making an attempt at strangling him…..**

…i happen upon this scene as i walk in off the balcony when the battery charger was just edging its way out from under Elmo complaining of being trodden and lain upon while enjoying its annual hibernation…CLICK and FLASH!!!

| TIA ^ Knaan |