Slit My Wrists Now, Won’t You? And. Toyota Vitz.

I would sooner shoot myself than admit that i lack material to put on this space, but seeing as there isnt a gun in my hand and my head is still firmly attached to my torso, which in turn is not prostate on pavement and said head is intact, just proves that i could not get a gun, so whatever.

Meanwhile i managed to stop myself from writing some depressed shit and thought to bring this #avitzisnotacar tag and give it a permanent home here on my blog. Sure, bow and prostate yourselves in my awesomeness, thank me later, sexual favours a plus, mind.

@SupremeGREAM: What you need to tow a vitz. nothing. just nudge it. #Avitzisnotacar i feel guilty for it though

@MoSande: Something in my shoe bothering my foot. Took off the shoe & out fell the Vitz. #AVitzIsNotACar

@roomthinker: Toothpicks are not effective at removing material lodged in teeth. Some things like a Vitz will need floss #AVitzIsNotACar

@veelites: A convoy of Vitz in the Mara is called Safari Ants #AVitzIsNotACar

@roomthinker: From 2010 instead of silica gell pellets, shoe manufacturers will be packing shoes with a Vitz to cut costs #AVitzIsNotACar

@inteligensia: My contribution to #avitzisnotacar (video) http://bit.ly/6T6VR1 It can’t play rock music to save it’s life.

@roomthinker: Try not to keep your Vitz in the same pocket with coins. The noise is distracting when you walk #AVitzIsNotACar

@gichingiri: Toyota Vitz do not come in ordinary colours, they’re all similar to nail polish tones #AVitzIsNotACar

@roomthinker: The robot that turns into a Vitz was rejected by the Autobots. Said Optimus: “Dude, turn into a CAR!” #AVitzIsNotACar

I swear there was more till i broke Twitter while searching for them and now it shall not give them up, that means homework for you lot, look here for more later (link), in case Twitter magically unbreaks or something. Have fun now, and a lovely hump day too, if you care for that sort of thing.