New Blog Header.

Again i know but what to do, if you have the time you best get to doing something before you join the devil’s tool kit.

Looks awesome does it not?

Meanwhile some lolcats to distract you if you think the header is an unspeakable monstrosity.

*dead* I know this is not twitter but, anyhow, more dead.

Ok ok! Just one more, pretty please?

The one @estoni was talking about @kenyanpundit on Twitter yesterday evening.

Then there is this i got off Twitter this morning:

I laughed out loud: Tips to beat the credit crunch …
DON’T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to “switch tracks”, simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

DON’T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.

SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by changing your name to match your existing plate. – Mr. XYZ 741 GP ,

DON’T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner’s hat.

HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in
your coat pocket.

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply cross out the names and address of people you don’t know.

SAVE on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

CAN’T afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes.

MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.

SHOPPERS, when buying oranges and bananas, get more for your money by peeling them before taking them to the counter to be weighed.

WOMEN: Don’t waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn’t care less anyway and you could use the saved energy to Hoover the house afterwards

Notice the distinct lack of cussing in this post? I must be losing my mind faster than i thought.

| Crying ^ Roy Orbison |