- Congratulations @kasimvz @gummybear254 on your something or other. I made my family miss mine, oh they are still so miffed! #
- Thank you @WairimuG. Here is that blog http://bit.ly/ayu62l @mwirigi @matrixster @RookieKE @69mb @bytebandit in reply to WairimuG #
- Happy new year @Lamzana! You are getting old and you are not telling me? Tsk tsk. Many happy returns of the day dear. #
- A turkey so large you would think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus. #
- I see we are trying for fitting as many RTs as possible in a single tweet.
You may begin.
Or just possibly hit REPLY, like regular people. # - #np Jessye Norman – Amazing Grace http://bit.ly/by301Y @Intelligensia (via @MonsieurMo) #
- #Nowplaying Ella Fitzgerald – Summertime http://bit.ly/cL2rwd @MonsieurMo in reply to MonsieurMo #
- My stick on eyelashes keep bumping into my spectacles, i think i need new frames. #
- Sale: 2 x Blackberry 9000 Bold, slightly used but in excellent condition. Legit. Ksh 26k. Send DM if interested. Pls RT. (RT @ArcherMishale) #
- Oh Fiona is so hot even when she is being insulted. #
- I just called to say I love…. *beep beep beep*
Bloody iPhone 4! #
- I have always found you more than a little foul smelling. Must be because you live under a chicken coop. #
- Bugatti Veyron Super Sport 431 kilometers and hour! #
- #FollowFriday : Follow @BasicNeedsKE and learn more about advocacy for the basic needs and rights of people with mental illnesses in Kenya. #
- Pepperpot. #
July, 2010 Monthly archive
- #NowPlaying Fancy Car – Eric Wainaina #
- #NowPlaying A Smile A Cry A Dance – Judith Sephuma #
- It is odd that you're speaking to me,
Of course, I dream of you still,
It is always good to hear your voice,
Impetuousness this is. # - #NowPlaying I'd Like – Freshlyground.
Would u find me overly familiar to hold u?
Would u call me insensitive, & say that I deserve to die? # - #NowPlaying Jiwe – Neema.
Hear my cry lord, answer my call send me hope from the strongholds of Zion… #
- #NowPlaying Sirudi Tena – @valeriekimani Valerie Kimani. #
- I have identified a rabbit's foot for luck you see, how do i go about attaching it onto the key ring & why does this one have AAA batteries? #
- The tickets for Wamathai Exclusive are now out. Order yours now!!.. #WamathaiEx http://bit.ly/cfVKlx Kindly RT. (via @Wamathai) #
- I read quickly, so while @favstar and i are busy 'discussing' how they require a delay between stars, said time elapses & i can proceed. #
- #NowPlaying Come Over – Estelle. #
- More blowing of head less of blowing of the mind, if you will. #
- Why is it that when I have someplace to go traffic sees it fit to show up? #
- Its not about the size of the stick, its how well you wield it. #
- Seems my server is broked so my blog is not available, be patient, it shall be up shortly, i am busy yelling at my Webhost. #
It’s not often i pick up the telephone to give anyone a call, i have mind to though, its not incontriveable.
Conceivably it is because i profess to be a non consummate conversationalist. My mind tends to saunter off at the oddest moments and i am oft at a loss of what to say. When conversation drifts and talk about Unicorns, Leprechauns and Rainbows run rampant, i learn that maybe you and i are experiencing the same quandary. I grew quite fond of the innocuous tone your voice takes as it flits over those words that only you can realise.
I do not mind a silence, not with you, a comfortable silence, on the line, that would last for a couple of minutes, or perhaps hours, when splayed on our couch, me engrossed in reading my book ‘AFRICA’, you hacking away on your precious laptop at a deadlined project, an occasional smile, your arm on my thigh, unconsciously caressing it like only you do, comforting. Insisting on talking to me till you fell asleep on the telephone, the couple of minutes of me listening to your calm easy breathing before i hung up with a smile on my face.
I would like to call you, ask you how you are doing, find out who you require peed on, ears spat in, or let you know that this stupid day has me in a headlock. But i can’t connect, no one can, you on your island, self imposed exile. Unfortunately by the time of finding yourself, hauling yourself over port-side, find that i weighed anchor a while ago and is currently just a memory and there will consequently be no restitution.
I would like you to call me; if only to let me know that you are all right, tell me all is well and that Unicorns are still asexual and that glimpse you perceived was but a twig or perhaps a pair of truffles.
| Kumekucha ^ Chizi feat. Wyre |
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- I am totally loving the new @afripopmag look http://afripopmag.com/ Awesome work! cc @ophiona #
- It's truly sad that only my telephone service provide that texts me, and that i am happy to receive them. #
- I love True Blood so much so that i would totally let it get to second base with me. #
- "Oh please! Without that sanctimonious little prick Godrick to save you, i would just love to rip you open and wear your ribcage as a hat!" #
- Wow! It is like potty training for your mouth!
I should stop talking to some people. #
- Who has this Wednesday's arse in their palm? Unhand it this instant! You are supposed to be humping its leg. It is hump day after all. #
- This is legendary stuff, Ayrton Senna creates automotive poetry as he thrashes a Honda NSX round the Suzuka Circuit. http://bit.ly/aiiy5u #
- I have watched that video over 300 times already, Senna was totally awesome for lack of proper adjectives to represent his awesomenicity. #
- That eyelash batting business is making you look all batty, something in your eye? a log? Perhaps an entire Amazonian forest? #
- So accustomed to her not acknowledging my greeting every morn, not waking up next to her, so easy to forget much like a habit one can break. #
- http://www.uchaguzi.co.ke/ short code 3018 #uchaguzi on twitter Live and Ready for the referendum. (via @afromusing) #
- Get a tight grip on those bollocks my son, you don't want them falling off half way through this now, do you? #
- It is very difficult to greet people and have a chat whilst on the treadmill. It must be heaps worse if said piece of equipment was on. #
- I swear I did not fall off the treadmill. My good man, I was attempting the moon walk and I clearly underestimated my exit speed. #
