Odds. And ends. Not those ends you perverts!
UPDATED:
I have gone all over this post again with a fine toothed comb, and a good pair of eyes adorned in spectacles, and i find that it was actually overtly sexual, pardon me while i go see if the incumbent will go assist the needs of one at the expense of many.
Pun so intended.
Won’t be a tick, not Dick, son.
*insert choice of laughting descripshun here*
