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Twitter Updates for 2010-08-17

  • I run* my Gmail Inbox in Kiswahili because i am a ninja.

    *i guess a lot, pardon me if i lose/delete your e-mail. #

  • I have a very radical use for a Time Machine.
    I put my clothes in it & they are taken back in time to when they were clean then back to me. #
  • "Tap that arse" has nothing to do with plumbing. #
  • Enjoying the sunset at my Uncle's place. Hard to imagine this is in Nairobi. http://yfrog.com/1f59401193j #
  • . @ghettoradio895 please get that shrill, loud, irritating young lass on your breakfast show. Or tone her down, she gives me a headache. #
  • Stayed out of boost in Estella this morning even on mombasa road! I proceed to pat self on back. Unrelated: OW! I need a new shoulder. #
  • When I woke up this morning I was so surprised that I was alive that I fell off the bed! #
  • That Chirau ali joke was funny the first time. Not so much any more after I have seen it about 40 times in the past minute. Lord! #
  • #NowPlaying Sean Paul – Hold my hand feat. Keri Hilson #

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