Twitter Updates for 2010-08-25
- What is all this about make up sex?
For the life of me I can't figure out why in heck anyone would want to powder their genitals? # - Some days i wish i could 'favourite' DMs. #
- This is the product of reading my timeline via Brizzly. @Joliea er, this is my computer at work! *cringe* http://twitpic.com/2hr88p #
- Why do they call it Miss Universe?
I am yet to see a single Alien prance around the stage.
Unrelated: Wait, is that contestant Mexican? # - If you happen to have "known", separately, two lasses with a birthday on the same day does it count as a threesome? #
- Living with a baby is not all it's cracked up to be. Tripping over shoes, toys & the baby. Related, are dents in it covered by the warranty? #
- What would happen if you actually let in those Jehovah's witnesses and ask them to tell you about what Jesus has been upto recently? #
- I have a nagging feeling that what I am overhearing from my neighbour's house will shortly require me to vigorously crave a cigarette. #
- Leo tu wathii ni Bidii Yangu… http://bit.ly/bPFFnD Nataku tu hesima yaako… nataka tuu furaha yako. #
