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Twitter Updates for 2010-08-26

  • Why is that particular protuberance called Camel Toe but then considered churlish to pronounce it Camel Riding while humping it? #
  • Camel, hum and toe all in the same sentence, these jokes just write themselves. #
  • According to this ISO certification label, my ruler now has an expiry date. #
  • I just drove a KEWASAKI motorbike! #
  • #nowfollowing truck doing 5 kph in industrial area. #
  • That does it. I am never buying a used car from Bon Temps. #
  • You know when you hear someone scream for help you are supposed to hop out & help? Don't if you were hiding under your neighbour's bed. #
  • Remember this Tweet http://bit.ly/a0qaFn ? Well, The 27th Comrade's reply to it on my blog was hilarious, "Nationalising shoes." #
  • Where did it go wrong – Anthony Hamilton #NowPlaying #

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