Twitter Updates for 2010-08-29
- One family up for sale; going for only 50 cents, slightly used, many dents, overstretched, and prone to impressive dramatics.
Any takers? # - Ok Favstar, if you were any slower I would mail these fucking stars via your Post Office Box.
What is your P.O. Box by the way? # - Is Twitter Wit an Oxymoron?
Well, as opposed to any other kind?
Something tells me i am doing this wrong. # - Twitter could learn a thing or two from my friends in PR.
Landing a Whale is a *GOOD* thing. # - So this is how church looks on a Saturday.
Friday holidays should be banned forthwith. # - Whenever i look at my Faved by page all I see are enablers. #
- What is this I hear about the Paris Hilton?
Cocaine in the foyer? What took them so long to find it? # - Can babies swim? How good are they at holding their breath? And they are waterproof to what depth? #
- Asking for this bathtub. #
