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Twitter Updates for 2010-09-03

  • I shall fire my writers. A whole week with nothing to post? What do I pay them for again?
    Perhaps I should offer more than Scooby snacks. #
  • Don't get me wrong, I am frank on Twitter but all my legal documents carry the name Nikolas. #
  • Hmm.. Smells like ass. via somuchpun.com http://twitpic.com/2kia40 #
  • On my way to this meating I espy these delicious looking cows lounging atop a lorry innocently chewing cud. #
  • The meating last night was so good I smuggled some out in my pocket.
    Company was awesome too. Objected to share space in my pocket though. #
  • You do know that the abbreviation for Mother In Law is just one letter away from MILF right? You lot have been doing it wrong all this time. #
  • I really appreciate the enthusiastic new followers.
    I just have one question, did you read my timeline?
    If yes, welcome O brave of heart. #
  • This lot, sina kizuri cha kusema. #meating @Mwirigi @kaboro @matrixster @rookieke @whiteafrican @69mb @bytebandit @mkaigwa @roomthinker #

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