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• If I knew this gig came with so many visitors I would have totally moved out. Sunday is *my* day! #
• If ever caught naked in a compromising situation do wear a brown bag over your head.
  Not many people can recognise you by your genitals. #
• Where are the snide comments on this #tpf4 it's too polite! #
• My neighbour is not taking kindly to me making myself at home in her house.
  Perhaps I should have kept my shorts on & not eaten her food. #
• So this is RAGGA DEE? #tpf4 #
• Now these Juba auditions will require extra strength lighting. Did they carry extra generator sets and powerful lights? #tpf4 #
• Acc. to @gummybear254 i doubt if it'll help, jus saw next week's Juba preview, its like a shadow jus got a shadow ) This just won me over. #
• #NowPlaying The Promise – Tracy Chapman for a dear dear friend. Sending many positive thoughts your way. #
• #MusicMonday Father Please – @FreshlyGroundSA *

  *Genius. #

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• Narcolepsy sounds more pervy a disease than it actually is. #
• New maid: I don't do windows.
  Me: But I only have Macs. #
• When you notice there is more water on your phone than on yourself it is time to put the phone away and finish showering. #

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• I am absolutely loving iTunes 10.

  *licking monitor* #

• These Motorola S9s stereo headphones clip horribly if pushed too close to their limit. #NoteToSelf #
• Ever watched a music video so raunchy that the only difference with pørn would be that they were singing to the song playing? Me neither. #
• Say Cookie Monster then imagine that the first part which involves a sweet round, flat, crisp cake to be related to the feline family. #
• And no, you may not touch my cookie! #
• Wait, i am a man, or am i, this *is* the internet after all. #

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