Once upon a time I understand the men and women of this so-called human race were virile, fecund, lush of womb and testicle and procreated like their survival depended upon it, and it did, back then. With time and such little effort, they copulated without a care or a thought to encumbrances due to an excessive abundance of resource, varied fare of receptacle and stick, and of bountiful provender and refreshment in fruit ripe or barely so, plucked with great abandon, cherries popped with the shout and pomp of uncorking of champagne bottles at a ball and they proceeded to choke the earth full of their mostly proscribed offspring. [click to continue…]

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Just A Lolcat To Keep Teh Fannies Alive.

by NiKolaS on December 23, 2009

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Elmo vs. Mac Mini.

by NiKolaS on December 22, 2009

From another life, and my convoluted mind.

There seemed to have been a battle between my favourite toy, Tickle me Elmo and my favourite computer, the Mac Mini, seems that Elmo may have come a cropper! The aftermath… [click to continue…]

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Once Upon a Time.

by NiKolaS on December 8, 2009

Once upon a time i was a person who wrote stuff. Important shit. Stuff that for the life of me i cannot recall. I know this makes me sound pathetic and whiny but i do not fucking care. I have cared for far too long what i put up here in this space and i find, rather painfully that it has not been constructive. I have opinions about everything, from cars and news articles to what i feel about the fucking Americans bombing the frickin moon and i shall feel free to share, no matter in what light they paint me in. [click to continue…]

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